Peg Life Vol. 22

Nipple rings. Now there's something I've never found to enhance the sexual appeal of the female body. I don't know about anyone else, but when I'm sucking on some titty I want my tongue to be feeling soft, warm flesh, not cold, hard steel. I guess I'm just old fashioned that way. Of course, that's not to say I would decline any invitation to suck some titty based solely on the fact that the titty in question has a metal ring though its nipple. But think about it. What if down the road you have children and you're breast feeding them? Is your baby going to favor one nipple over the other because one is pierced and one is not? What would you do in that situation? Pierce the other nipple to balance it out? What if your baby preferred the unpierced nipple? Take all your nipple piercings out? For how long, forever? Or just when the baby is feeding? That seems inconvenient. Is it worth it, or would you just get them pierced again after your child was weaned? Or would you get them pierced again at all? These are the questions that keep me up at night. And probably many of you as well. I don't pretend to have any answers. It's The Onion that has all the answers. They can see into the future. This oracle of modern time cast down in type its greatest premonition here: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930 And it was noted that the date appearing thereon was lo unto the 18th of February, 2004. And yea did Gillette put forth unto the land this proclamation: http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/ The prophecy, fulfilled, was. Carry thee, therefore, the word of The Onion across all the lands. Be not troubled by those who "get it" not. The words of the meek of mind and unhip resound, "I just don't find it funny." But The Onion is the way, the truth, and the laughter. Praise be to irony. Bless you all. Goodnight.

Tony Hawkins joined that cult for some very good reasons